We visit the Phillip Island Penguin Parade in Australia to see if it’s worth the hype
There is a palpable tension in the air. It reminds me of the atmosphere at a standing-only gig just before the doors open: everyone acts calm but then rushes forward in a desperate attempt to secure a good spot, pushing people like me – short, slight, little – to the outer margins of the room.
Needless to say, I hate standing-only gigs.